Physics Jokes
- A bar walks into a man, oops, wrong frame of reference.
- A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
- Q:What do you get when you cross a chicken and a rock climber?
A:You silly! A rock climber is a scalar!!
- Two atoms bump into each other. One says "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm positive."
- Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism.
- Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
- Einstein's favorite limerick was:
There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.
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